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今年最丧的45句话：你以为有钱人很快乐吗？ 他们的快乐你根本想象不到
似乎一夜间全国人都不喝鸡汤了，全都一转身喜欢上了破罐子破摔。是不是很惊喜？是不是很刺激？不过不管怎样都要坚强地活下去哦~
话说，今年五一的时候，传说中的丧茶终于在上海开张了，简直不要太火，
最近，这种唯恐天下不乱的人又开起了&爱无能小酒馆&，
丧能力有过之而无不及，
似乎一夜间全国人都不喝鸡汤了，全都一转身喜欢上了破罐子破摔。
这也不难理解啦，
人生已经如此艰难，何不落井下石？？
为了顺应这种历史潮流，小编给大家搜罗来了今年最丧的45个句子，
祝大家丧得精致。
失败并不可怕
可怕的是你还相信这句话
Failure is not horrible.
What's horrible is that you believe this.
你以为有钱人很快乐吗？
他们的快乐你根本想象不到
You think the rich are happy?
No, the way they're happy is beyond your imagination.
你们之所以喝鸡汤
是因为肉被别人吃了
You have chicken soup for the soul.
Because someone else already ate the chicken.
条条大路通罗马
而有些人就生在罗马
All roads lead to Rome.
Yet, some people have been living there ever since they were born.
人生就是这样起起落落落落
落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落
Don't be discouraged.
Life is full of ups and downs,
and all the downs after those downs.
有些人出现在你的生命里
是为了告诉你：你真好骗
Some people come to you in your life
to make you know that you are such an easy target.
比一个人吃火锅更寂寞的是
一个人没有钱吃火锅
What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone?
That you can't even afford the chafingdish.
你不努力一下
怎么知道什么叫绝望呢？
If you don't try,
how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?
男女之间一定有纯真的友谊
因为每一个认识我的女生
都说最多只能跟我做朋友
There has to be real friendship between boys and girls.
Because every girl I know told me that
we could only be friends.
比尔&盖茨休学成了世界首富
但人家休的是哈佛大学
Bill Gates became the richest man
by dropping out of school and starting his own business.
But the school he dropped out is Harvard.
不要没完没了地修图
你现实中长得不好看我们都知道
Don't photoshop yourself again and again.
We know you look ugly in reality.
你无法用钱买到幸福
因为你没有钱
You can't buy happiness with money,
Because you don't have money.
最怕你一生碌碌无为
还安慰自己平凡可贵
The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life
and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.
不要看别人表面上一帆风顺
实际上，他们背地里，也是一帆风顺
Some people seem to have everything.
In fact, they do have everything.
受够了又肥又丑的自己吗？
快去健身房吧，光丑就行了
Tired of being fat and ugly?
Then go to the gym. Just be ugly!
你无法叫醒一个不回你消息的人
但是红包可以
You can't wake up someone who doesn't want to text you back.
But money can.
虽然你单身
但你胖若两人
Though you're single,
you occupy twice the space.
好女孩只得到了好字
而漂亮女孩却得到了所有
A good girl has good reputation.
A pretty girl has everything.
爱笑的女生运气不会太差
说实话，如果一个女生运气一直不好
我不知道她怎么笑得出来
A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.
Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.
像我这种连名牌都不认识几个的人
有时候连别人在炫富都感觉不到
With such limited knowledge of brands,
I can't even recognize when some people show off their wealth.
当你觉得自己又丑又穷、一无是处时
别绝望，因为至少你的判断还是对的
If you feel ugly, poor and useless,
don't be devastated.
At least you have good judgement.
喜欢一个人就去表白
万一成备胎了呢
If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.
There's a chance that you become the Plan B.
哪有什么选择困难症
还不是因为穷
There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia.
You are just being poor.
你只知道人家化妆比你好看
却不知道，她们卸了妆
不仅比你好看，皮肤还吹弹可破
You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.
What you don't know is:
underneath those make-up, not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.
为什么总是天妒英才呢？
因为没人管笨蛋活多久
Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?
Because no one bother caring about idiots.
当上帝给你关上一扇门
他还会顺便把窗子也一起关了
When God closes a door for you,
he'd close the windows all together.
一些人常会被骂，说每天像猪一样爱睡懒觉
真的是太委屈了，猪都比你起得早
Some people are said to be like pigs because they sleep too much.
That's not fair, pigs get up earlier.
学校的厕所为什么放镜子？
是为了让你知道：人丑就要多读书
Why do schools install mirrors in the restrooms?
Because they want you to know:
with such unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.
人生很多事，终究会随着时间好起来
比如很多人原本只是胖，久了就变好胖
Things do get improved as time goes by.
For example, some people were fat and they got fatter and fatter.
这段日子迷茫又黑暗
撑过去了会有下一个黑暗等着你
Days are dark and troubled now.
Just keep going, so you can see more darkness beyond them.
生活不止眼前的苟且
还有前任的喜帖
Life is not all about the muddle that you see,
but also the ones that you will see,
such as your ex's wedding invitation.
许多人说北上广深机会多
但没人说那是你的呀
People say there are more opportunities in the metropolises.
But did anybody ever say they were yours?
谁说你没有毅力的？
单身这事你不就坚持了好几十年么
Who said you lack perseverance?
You managed to be single for decades!
女追男隔层纱
那得男的本来就对你有好感
不然隔的基本都是铁丝网，还是带电的那种
They say it's easy for a girl to pursue a man,
easy like poking through a veil.
But that has to be when the man already has a crush on you.
Otherwise what you need to poke through would be a bunch of barbed wire with electricity running through.
当你失败的时候
身边会有一群关心你的人
他们会问你发生了什么
听听你的失败经验
然后心满意足地离开
When you fail, there will be people who cares.
They come and ask.
They listen.
And they leave with satisfaction.
等你老了，走不动了
我就每天用轮椅推你到广场上去
让你看着我和别的老头跳舞
When you get old and loose the ability to walk,
I will take you to the plaza in a wheelchair day by day
to make you watch me dance with other old men.
有的人是来爱你的
有的人就是来给你上课的
Some people come to love you.
Some people come to make you question life.
如果一个人秒回了你
只能说明这个人在玩
If someone text you right back,
well, you can be sure he happens to be using his phone.
你以为他是不会表达
其实他只是不想跟你讲话
You think he is being clumsy with words.
But the fact is he just doesn't want to talk to you.
喜欢一个人一定要去表白
不被拒绝一下，你还真以为自己是小仙女呢
If you have a crush on someone, do tell him.
Because without his rejection, you'd really see yourself as Cleopatra.
你努力过后才发现
智商的鸿沟是无法逾越的
And you learn that IQ is not something you can work on.
你才二十多岁
没有遇到喜欢的人很正常
往后你会发现，大概是遇不到的
You are just 20.
It's absolutely common that you haven't had any crush on anybody.
Sooner or later you'll know, it's totally possible that you won't, ever.
单身没关系
以后单身的日子还长着呢
It's alright to be single.
Anyway, you're gonna be like that for a long long time.
以前觉得靠关系的人一定很无能
接触过后发现人家样样比你强
You think people who take advantage of their relationships are without merit.
After you meet one, you'll know you have none of their merits.
不努力的女生
会有买不完的地摊货、逛不完的菜市场
努力的女生
你就没时间逛地摊了
因为你只能加班叫外卖、逛网店！
Girl, if you don't work hard,
you'll spend your life buying cheap products and groceries.
But if you work hard,
you won't have time for all this!
You can only work overtime and buy things online!
大家都看完了吗？
有哪条戳中你了吗？
是不是很惊喜？是不是很刺激？
不过不管怎样都要坚强地活下去哦~
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Having rich parents doesn’t just buy an expensive education and exciting holidays abroad.
父母有钱不仅可以让你接受贵族教育，让你出国度假。
It may also purchase more brainpower.
还能给你带来更高的智力。
A study found the children from wealthy families have bigger brains than their poorer counterparts.
一项研究发现，来自有钱家庭的孩子的大脑比贫困的同龄孩子的更大。
Brain regions key to academic success were particularly large, the journal Nature Neuroscience reports.
《自然神经科学》杂志报道称，与学术成就有关的脑区特别大。
Interestingly, the study also revealed that money matters more than parental background when it comes to nourishing the young mind.
有趣的是，研究还发现，在培养孩子的智力方面，金钱比父母的背景更重要。
In one of the first studies of its kind, the US researchers put more than 1,000 healthy children and teenagers through brain scanners and quizzed their parents on their background and income.
在首批类似的研究中，美国研究人员对超过1000名健康儿童和青少年的大脑进行了扫描，并调查了他们父母的背景和收入水平。
The youngsters, who were between three and 20 years old, also did tests of memory and something called executive function.
这些3至20岁的年轻人还进行了记忆测试和执行机能测试。
This term covers the mental skills that are used to weigh up options, prioritise, multi-task and plan ahead.
执行机能指的是用来衡量选择，优先次序，多重任务和提前计划的心智能力。
Children with poor executive function may struggle to memorise information and be more likely to get into fights.
执行机能较差的孩子记忆力比较弱，易打架斗殴。
Analysis showed important brain areas to be bigger in children whose parents had been to university than those whose education had finished when they left school.
分析显示，父母接受了大学教育的孩子的重要脑区比父母离开学校后就结束教育的孩子脑区更大。
However, parental income was even more important.
然而，父母的收入更加重要。
Brain areas key to language and executive function were bigger in children from wealthier families.
来自有钱家庭的孩子的语言和执行机能相关的脑区更大。
These youngsters also did better in the mental tests.
这些孩子在智力测试中表现也更好。
Researcher Dr Elizabeth Sowell, of the Children’s Hospital Los Angeles, said: ‘Our data suggest that wider access to resources likely afforded by the more affluent may lead to differences in a child’s brain structure.
洛杉矶儿童医院研究人员Elizabeth Sowell医生表示：“我们的数据显示，富裕家庭可能有能力让孩子接触到更广阔的资源，从而导致儿童大脑结构产生差异。”
‘Access to higher-quality childcare, more cognitively stimulating materials in the home and opportunities for learning outside the home likely account for some of these effects.’
“造成这些影响的可能原因是有钱人家的孩子接受更优质的儿童保育，在家中接触到更多刺激认知的物质，在外面也有更多学习机会。”
She said that growing up in a household that is free of the stress of struggling to make ends meet is also likely to foster brain development.
她说，在没有生活压力的家庭成长也可以促进大脑发育。
The link between income and brain structure were particularly noticeable among the most deprived children, with small differences in salary having a relatively big effect on the brain.
在家庭经济状况最为窘迫的儿童中间，收入和大脑结构之间的联系更为显著，较小的收入差异就会对大脑产生相对更大的影响。
It is thought this is because a slight increase in income makes a bigger difference to living conditions to someone on a low wage than to someone who is already well provided for.
据信这是因为在低收入阶层，薪水的轻微增加就会对生活条件产生更大的影响。而对那些原本生活条件优越的人则不会产生如此大的影响。
Researcher Dr Kimberley Noble, of Columbia University in New York, said that despite the clear impact of socio-economic status on the young mind, it would be wrong to think that the changes are fixed.
纽约哥伦比亚大学研究人员Kimberley Noble博士表示，尽管社会经济状况对年轻人智力的影响非常明显，但是也不能认为这是一成不变的。
She said: ‘This is the critical point. The brain is the product of both genetics and experience and experience is particularly powerful in moulding brain development in childhood.
她说：“这是关键点。大脑是基因和经历的综合产物。在儿童大脑发育期间，经历的影响更大。”
‘This suggests that interventions to improve socioeconomic circumstance, family life and/or educational opportunity can make a vast difference.’
“这表明，通过干预手段来提高社会经济状况，家庭生活和教育机会可以有效改善孩子的智力。”
MONEY DECIDES HOW FAR YOU LIVE FROM YOUR PARENTS
金钱决定你住得离父母多远
Richer people live further away from their parents than those on modest wages, a study in December 2014 claimed.
2014年12月份一项研究发现，与收入微薄的人相比，有钱人住得离父母更远。
The report found workers earning less than ?25,000 ($37,000) live within 31 miles (50km) of their family, but this distance grows the wealthier people become.
这份报告发现，收入少于2.5万英镑（3.7万美元）的人距离自己的家人31英里（50千米）以内，但是越有钱，这个距离越远。
Britons who earn ?35,000 to ?45,000 ($52,000 to $67,000) live 42 miles (68km) away while those earning more than ?55,000 ($81,000) live 47 miles (76km) away.
收入3.5万英镑至4.5万英镑（5.2万美元至6.7万美元）的英国人住在家人42英里（68千米）以外，收入超过5.5万英镑（8.1万美元）的人住在47英里（78千米）以外。
Annuities firm Partnership said this was because high-earning professionals were more likely to have moved away from where they grew up to secure a lucrative career.
年金保险公司Partnership表示，这是因为，高收入的专业人员更有可能搬离他们长大的环境去追求高薪职业。
The study also found people in their 50s live closest to their ageing parents, but later move farther away to be near their own children and grandchildren.
研究还发现，50多岁的人离年老的父母更近，但是随后就会搬到更远的地方，离自己的子女或孙子更近一点。
While people in their 40s lived 37 miles (60km) away, on average, this reduced to 33 miles (53km) as people reached their early 50s.
40多岁的人平均离家37英里（60千米），到50多岁的时候该距离就会缩短至33英里（53千米）。
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我过去不懂，我觉得国内这么多大学，随便挑啊，多好。最近听我们老板跟几个权贵在饭桌上聊天，隐隐约约明白了：原因就是，不服气不甘心！自己的千金，上个国内大学，找个穷小子，这种概率太高了。自己奋斗一辈子，便宜了外人，心理憋屈。送到国外，富人区，那里都是国内有钱人的子女，相互认识，才更容易门当户对，找到同样是富商或者权贵的子女的概率，很比国内高得多。
还有就是，攀比心态，富人圈子的子女，大多在国外，周围的穷屌丝的孩子，才排名考国内的大学，竞争惨烈。这些权贵，争强好胜要面子，子女在国外，在美国英国澳大利亚，他们觉得脸上才有光。
说得平时在国内就没阶层圈子似的商人对社会的认识更深，只不过自己这一代移民了也很难适应，只能寄托在下一代身上了。
国内是劳碌命国外更悠闲些
做为中国人还是要爱国的，还是待在国内好，不要想着去外国了，外国很不安全的讲外国一些不好的，外国的女权份子特别多，她们神经病的，说男人都是配种用的，还跟男人抢官来做，北欧的女官更是比男官还要多，她们会讨论哪国棒子长，哪国的男人性技巧好，完全看不起男人港台杂种区就是这种鬼地方，很多港台公狗都是想要做我们中国人的，那些港台母狗很多都反对我国，好像有个啥调查母狗想du立的比公狗还要多，牠们那边当官的女性是我国三倍，很多工作都被女人抢走，所以我国靠男权主义是可以把港台杂种区迅速分裂并统一
国外不稳定啊！
跟港台杂种区讲身份认同，牠们根本就不会接受，而且港台杂种区第一代移民，也是反六十几年的中国的居多，能逃跑的肯定不是支持我国的吧？按照我国的定义就是华du份子，去到第二代，第三代，对我国的身份认同感也就不断的下降不如从共同价值观，利益上去入手，统一进程会更快一点，汉人别老说满族不好，献计给你们，看你们搞分裂与统一也是人生一大乐趣吧！
出了国才知道，华人真的超级多，一堆华人有钱人富二代聚集在一起，都是开豪车的，不需要融入当地社会
不能一概而论
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